My wife is furious with me. She realized I was cheating when she found the letter that I had hidden. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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When I got divorced, my wife and I fought over who would get the weed. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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What’s the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Nacho Day! 17 "nacho your average" jokes! 06 November 2026
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Why is Mississippi taking so long to count the votes? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Have you heard Alanis Morrisette drives a Hyundai EV? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Candy Day! 39 sweet jokes! 04 November 2026
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Did you know Dolly Parton was terrible at mathematics? She even had a song about it... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Godzilla Day! 03 November 2026
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My girlfriend accused me of having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerwchllyndrobwllllandysiliogogogoch. (+ 14 more dad jokes!)
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National Stress Day! 42 jokes to stress you out! 02 November 2026
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I stole Bob Iger's necktie. Now, when I sport it while visiting Disney, the employees stare at me strangely. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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World Vegan Day! 01 November 2026
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Halloween! 39 spooky jokes! 31 October 2026
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Why was Captain Picard such a good gardener? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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International Bodybuilding Day! 58 strong jokes! 30 October 2026
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What's another name for an Asian assassin? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Internet Day! 59 jokes to share! 29 October 2026
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What's the worst series to make a Lego version of? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Frankenstein Day! 18 jokes that cost an arm and a leg! 28 October 2026
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I ain't fancy like Elon Musk. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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World Teachers Day! 26 jokes to tell your teacher! 27 October 2026
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I got one of those switch boxes for my CRT TV, so I can connect 8 retro consoles to it at once. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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There have been so many reports of screen problems that Apple is going back to the drawing board and redesigning the hinge. The newer version of this will be called... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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World Opera Day! 18 jokes wait for until the fat lady sings! 25 October 2026
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Despite common beliefs, Pontius Pilate didn’t invent Pilates… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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SpaceX has decided what to name their first colony on Mars. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Global Champagne Day! 14 jokes to raise a toast to! 23 October 2026
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o Lantern by its diameter? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Nut Day! 23 jokes that are absolutely nuts! 22 October 2026
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I hear Walter Cronkite was buried at sea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Light Bulb Day! 21 jokes to light up a room! 21 October 2026
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There was a break-in at the local Apple Store... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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International Chef's Day! 28 jokes to feed your appetite! 20 October 2026
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What do you call a Sith Lord that’s from the South? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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My girlfriend and I met as chorus members in a local production of West Side Story. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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I love the Lion King movie, but. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Pasta Day! 36 jokes worth every penne! 17 October 2026
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Canadian Joni Mitchell became a US citizen. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Why did Indiana Jones never meet his favourite band? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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World Food Day! 22 Food, Glorious Food jokes! 15 October 2026
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I just read about the massive Temu Warehouse fire... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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National Boss' Day! 21 jokes to share with your boss (or not!) 14 October 2026
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The contractor can’t guarantee he’ll remove all of the toxic chemicals from your house… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Did you hear the Kardashian show added AI to their new episode? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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National Farmers' Day! 55 full grown dad jokes! 12 October 2026
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Clark Kent and a cannibal walk into a restaurant. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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My friend tattooed his favourite Star Wars character on his cheek. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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National Bookshop Day! Jokes to thumb through! 10 October 2026
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Sauron prefers sedans over coupes. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Why isn’t Jonathan Ross very good at Star Wars impressions? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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